god-of-gold: you know those videos of like, the red carpet and there are people standing behind tom hiddleston while he answers a reportersquestions or whatever i don’t understand how can they be so close to him and not lick his face?
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
drarna: how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them share an emotional hug during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son get out There will be peace you are done
anarchowario: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
manjolras: we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
jacknoir: “whats up” “the roof”
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
waitinforthebus: what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
lefayss: dude like dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff