i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride
not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality
My date and I kissed y’all
Oh I am so happy for you.
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been  days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.
Some “trip” and push it. Some push it twice just to make sure it went though. Some play drums with it. Some lean on it.