that one kid in class who thinks they’re funny and feels the need to comment on everything
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
I’m the latter
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for